1. Drivers expect us to act like cars, and then get mad at us when we do.
2. The center line of the traffic light trigger loop is the most sensitive.
3. What if I left hooked you like you right hooked me?
4. Riding on the left side of a one-way street is a little disconcerting.
5. It’s nice to feel a little chilly today.
6. If you’re late for work, do you have to take it out on me?
7. Thanks for waving.
8. Thanks for waiting.
9. Thanks for not running me over.
10. I go over the speed limit downtown.
11. Should sheriff’s deputies model good driving behavior, or turn right on red despite the signs while talking on a cell phone?
12. I still don’t understand why people insist upon watering their lawns with our drinking water.
13. What’s your rush when I get to the traffic light when you do?
Ride on!
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